Sir Philip de Rochefort, knight of the realm, rode purposely across the bridge, shield and reins grasped firmly in his left hand, lance pointed purposefully at the trolls blocking the far end of the bridge.
The three trolls, seven feet high, three feet broad, stepped forward with scowling faces and growled at the knight to cease and desist in his efforts to cross the bridge.
“Out of my way you craven beasts” yelled the knight” I am here to fetch my sister and bring her home”.
One of the trolls gestured ” Magog go and fetch his sister, so the knight may hear what she has to say”.
Magog returned with the knight’s sister who entertained her brother with tales of how she had succeeded in converting 70% of the trolls to vegans with her ‘Beyond Human’ recipes and would stay to convert the remaining hold outs.
Sir Philip de Rochefort, knight of the realm and sister to a fanatical vegan rode back across the bridge to his castle to further contemplate his changing world.