“Good afternoon, Mr.Good, what a beautiful Spring day, the sky is blue, the grass is green. the flowers are blooming,the birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, you must be feeling pretty content on such a fine day”.
“Alas, Mr. Evil, I am feeling rather unhappy these days, there is so much discontent and hatred going on in the world, I’m afraid I have developed a gigantic headache”.
“Why, Mr.Good, I do believe that you have been missing your daily therapy sessions with God, I suggest that you make an appointment as soon as possible.”
“That’s the problem, Mr. Evil, at our last session God suggested I had developed an underdog mentality and needed to snap out of it to have any hope of progress.”
“Well, Mr. Good, take my advice and retain your underdog status, the power to do good is a very trying proposition, people much prefer the easier route of following their base instincts”.
” That may be so, Mr.Evil, but we are equal partners in this enterprise and I intend to hold up my end of the bargain,” and so Messrs. Good and Evil strode off, arm in arm, chatting merrily away.